Fun_People Archive
10 Feb
How many ... That many!?

Date: Sat, 10 Feb 96 14:11:59 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: How many ... That many!?

Inspired by: a joke from the 2/19 issue of the Nation
Forwarded-by: bdws <>
Forwarded-by: David W. Cramton <>

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four hundred and sixty-two:
twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,
twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut funding
for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light
bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the
bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear
instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal
to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.

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