Fun_People Archive
13 Feb
An up-to-date understanding of religion.

Date: Tue, 13 Feb 96 18:26:53 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: An up-to-date understanding of religion.

Forwarded-by: (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: (Cat)
Forwarded-by: "Chris O'Donovan" <>

[Submitter's note: This is part of an ongoing flame war that is
 cross-posted to most of the alt.religion hierarchy.]

 Forwarded-by: (patrickc)
Subject: Re: An up-to-date understanding of religion

Kate McLaughlin <> wrote:

> (Evolve or Perish) wrote:
> In article <41qg9n$>,
> somebody wrote:
>> Ooops!  God is male.
>> HE LIVES and that He is male, immortal, perfect in all things righteous.
> Which leads me to the obvious question:
> How large is God's penis?
> I mean, I'm not worshipping any pencil-dicked deity -- I want a god
> who's HUNG, a god whose very tumescence cows the unrepentant into
> submission!
> b r e t t

Me too!  I certainly couldn't worship Jesus -- or *any* man who takes
2,000 years to come again!


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