An up-to-date understanding of religion.
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 96 18:26:53 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: An up-to-date understanding of religion.
Forwarded-by: email@example.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Cat)
Forwarded-by: "Chris O'Donovan" <email@example.com>
[Submitter's note: This is part of an ongoing flame war that is
cross-posted to most of the alt.religion hierarchy.]
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (patrickc)
Subject: Re: An up-to-date understanding of religion
Kate McLaughlin <email@example.com> wrote:
> firstname.lastname@example.org (Evolve or Perish) wrote:
> In article <email@example.com>,
> somebody wrote:
>> Ooops! God is male.
>> HE LIVES and that He is male, immortal, perfect in all things righteous.
> Which leads me to the obvious question:
> How large is God's penis?
> I mean, I'm not worshipping any pencil-dicked deity -- I want a god
> who's HUNG, a god whose very tumescence cows the unrepentant into
> b r e t t
Me too! I certainly couldn't worship Jesus -- or *any* man who takes
2,000 years to come again!
© 1996 Peter Langston