Fun_People Archive
16 Feb
Broad humor from the very early days

Date: Fri, 16 Feb 96 11:58:35 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Broad humor from the very early days

[Warning: the following is merely a dramatization; actual events may have  
proceeded differently... -psl]

Forwarded-by: Ninafel@aol.com (Nina Feldman)
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One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God,
    "Lord, I have a problem."

    "What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.

    "Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me
    with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
    just not happy."

    "Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.

    "Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food
    and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."

    "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution.  I shall create a
    'woman' for you."

    "What's a 'woman', Lord?"

    "This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
    beautiful creature I have ever created.  She will be so intelligent that
    she can figure out what you want before you want it.  She will be so
    sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make
    you happy.  Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth.  She
    will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire.  She will be
    the perfect companion for you.", replies the heavenly voice.

    "Sounds great."

    "She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."

    "How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.

    "She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."

    Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
    on his face. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I get for a rib?"

© 1996 Peter Langston