JsOTD - Gramm/Buchanan/Thurmond/Capriati
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 96 12:30:45 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: JsOTD - Gramm/Buchanan/Thurmond/Capriati
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Keith Bostic)
In the News: Texas Sen. Phil Gramm bows out of the race:
This is doubly good news for Pat Buchanan. He's now expected to
capture all of the bad comb-over vote.
-- Alex Pearlstein
South Carolina Sen. Strom Thurmond is 93 but on Wednesday he kicked off
a campaign for reelection: "He's not the only senator who's a little hard
of hearing, but he's the only one who can blame it on Yankee cannonballs."
Jennifer Capriati is back on the pro tennis circuit. Of course she's on
probation. One more drug violation and she becomes a New York Yankee.
-- Alan Ray
© 1996 Peter Langston