Fun_People Archive
16 Feb
JsOTD - Letterman, Mills, Cutler

Date: Fri, 16 Feb 96 13:47:44 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD - Letterman, Mills, Cutler

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: dfitzpat@interserv.com

I like to watch the NBA All-Star Game.  Or as I refer to it, the
Madonna Home Shopping Network.
		-- David Letterman

That other contest: Pat Buchanan credits his strong showing in the
Iowa caucuses to the negative campaigning of others:

The influence of the religious right was much stronger than predicted.
Several voters leaving the polls were turned into pillars of salt.
		-- Bob Mills

Minister Louis Farrakhan called Iran "a model of religious democracy."
Says Cutler:  "He also called Haiti 'a model of economic development,'
France 'a model of politeness,' and England 'the best place for good
eats.'"

© 1996 Peter Langston