Imagemakers go to work on a body part...
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 96 01:30:53 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Imagemakers go to work on a body part...
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[Every one of you is a sick individual... Oh wait! I got one!]
The 7-up penis: The UN-penis.
The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone.
The Alka-Seltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
The All State penis: You're in good hands.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Army penis: Be all that you can be.
The Bacardi penis: Taste the feeling.
The Barq's penis: The one with bite.
The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!
The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.
The BIC penis: Please don't flick your ...
The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.
The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good.
The Borg penis: Resistance is futile.
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Brylcreem penis: A little dab'll do ya!
The Bud Lite penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you
The Burger King penis: Have it your way
The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good
The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
The Certs penis: Penis is a breath mint. No, penis is a candy mint. Stop!
You're both right.
The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team.
The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
The Citibank Visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.
The Clairol penis: Is it or isn't it?
The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.
The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right).
The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
The Dirty Harry penis: Go ahead. Make my penis.
The Domino's pizza penis: Delivers in 30 min or less
The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.
The Edge shaving cream penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going
The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Ertl penis: Just like the real thing, only smaller.
The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time.
The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Folger's Crystals Penis: Freeze dried to seal in the freshness.
The Folger's Penis: The best part of wakin' up is a penis in your cup.
The Frosted flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The GE penis: We bring good penises to life.
The Generic penis: One size fits all.
The George of the jungle penis: Watch out for that.......tree?
The Gilette penis: The best a man can get.
The Heinz penis: Good things come to those who wait.
The Highlander penis: In the end, there can be only one.
The Hinz penis: 2 and half inches of terror.
The Jell-O penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.
The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: [self-explanatory]
The Juicyfruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Kenny Rodgers penis: Very very hairy.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken penis: Everybody needs a little.
The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The Lava Lamp penis: Hee hee hee!!!!!
The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Life Savers penis: Five fruity flavors.
The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
The Little Caesar's penis: Penis! Penis! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious.
The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Macintosh penis: Power is everything.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun.
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop
The McDonald's penis: Have you had your break today?
The McDonald's penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Memorex penis: Is it flesh or is it Memorex?
The Metra penis: The way to REALLY fly.
The Micro Machines penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Milk penis: It does a body good. (Got penis?)
The Millikin penis: Big blue.
The Monty Python penis : Isn't awfully nice to have a penis
The Monty Python penis II: Every sperm is sacred...
The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
The Nancy Reagan penis: Just say "no" to penis.
The Nike penis: Just do it.
The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power.
The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching,
burning, so you can't rest penis.
The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Oasis penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The PC penis: Intel inside
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Peter Paul penis: Some times you feel like a penis, ...
The Phantom of the Opera penis: Music of the night
The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
The Plantation Blackstrap Molasses penis: A good source of iron.
The Popsicle penis: A quiescently frozen confection.
The Prince penis: The organ formerly known as penis.
The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop.
The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.
The Purple Pickle penis: Heh heh...
The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Raid Penis: Kills bugs dead.
The Rave Music penis: Ya'll ready for this?
The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?
The Rice Krispies penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Rick James penis: It's SUPERFREAKY.
The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms. Recommended by Dr. Mom...
The Rush Limbaugh penis: Bald and fat, likes getting dittohead.
The Sanka Penis: Won't keep you up all night.
The Sears penis: Come see the brighter side.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Sega penis: PENIS!
The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Sony play station penis: You are not ready.
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
The Star Wars penis: Use the Force, Luke!
The Starburst penis: The juice is loose.
The Subway penis: Where fresh is the taste.
The Swiss Miss penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The THX penis: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The Timex penis: takes a licking and keeps on.......
The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me.
The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Uncle Sam penis: we want you.
The V8 penis: I coulda had a penis!
The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The War of the Worlds penis: "The time came when the Martians looked upon our
penis with envious eyes, and slowly but surely turned their plans against us."
The Webster's thesaurus penis: how many words are there for penis?
The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?
The Windows '95 penis: Pretty much the same as the Macintosh '89 penis.
The Wonder bubbles penis : Magic wand inside!
The Wonder bubbles penis II: For ages 3 and up.
The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walking.
[Warning: It's hard to stop making these up once you start. If you've
already started, then give yourself a day to do them. After a day (i.e.
tomorrow), send me your best half dozen or so and then stop! -psl]
© 1996 Peter Langston