Fun_People Archive
22 Feb
Whole Wheat Grey Cells?

Date: Thu, 22 Feb 96 19:26:40 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Whole Wheat Grey Cells?

Forwarded-by: (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: David C Lawrence <>
Forwarded-by: (Steve Mansfield)
Original-newsgroup: misc.emerg-services

One of our trucks recently were toned to respond to the GSW [gun-shot wound]
to the head.  The victim called 911 via her ceullular phone.  She told the
operator that she just sat down in her car and someone shot her in the back
of the head.  She told the dispatched that she was afraid to move because
she could feel brain tissue hanging out the back of her head.

When the crew arrived, they found the woman sitting in the front seat.  Her
groceries were in the back seat.  The Medics found dough where the woman
thought that she felt brain tissue.   A can of biscuit dough in the shopping
bag exploded and hit her in the back of the head.  Needless to say, the
woman was greatly relieved to find that out.

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