Fun_People Archive
22 Feb
Re: College Student Light Bulb Jokes

Date: Thu, 22 Feb 96 20:46:20 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Re: College Student Light Bulb Jokes

From: eljefe@netcom.com (Jef Jaisun)

How many Miami students...
4...two to get their pro sports agents to do it, two more to bail the other
two out of jail first.

How many U of Washington...
550,002...One Oakland Raider to change the bulb, one president to change
the football coach, 550,000 to whine they didn't do anything wrong.

How many NCAA Disciplinary Committee members...
Not a fair question unless you allow for dim bulbs.

How many USC students...
37,718...96 to complain about bowl probation, 37,622 to kill the marching
band. No one to change the bulb cuz football is more important.

How many Arizona State...
Forget it, amigo. We use solar power.

How many Washington State...
13...One to change the bulb, 12 to stack up the dried cowpies cuz all the
ladders are in Wenatchee for apple picking season.

© 1996 Peter Langston