You can't be doing that!
Date: Fri, 1 Mar 96 13:02:38 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: You can't be doing that!
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Greg Rose <Greg_Rose@sydney.sterling.com>
Forwarded by: Shane Higgins <email@example.com>
I heard this from my brother, who is a Search and Rescue pilot at Canadian
Forces Base Bagotville, Quebec. It's an apocryphal story that allegedly
happened late one night during bad weather, as heard over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, holding at 3000 over beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000
over that beacon!"
(Brief pause, then first voice again):
"You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
© 1996 Peter Langston