Date: Fri, 8 Mar 96 18:35:08 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Class assignment
Forwarded-by: "Chuck Pliske" <email@example.com>
The teacher is giving the class a weekend writing assignment, in the process
stressing the importance of this particular assignment, and indicating that
no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or
a death in the immediate family (with a note from that family member).
As the teacher finishes this tirade, one smart-ass student in the back pipes
up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up in
smirks and titters, but when they settle down again the teacher replies:
"Well, I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
© 1996 Peter Langston