Fun_People Archive
28 Mar
JsOTD - Kato, Girl 6, Dole, Seahawks

Date: Thu, 28 Mar 96 02:50:56 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD - Kato, Girl 6, Dole, Seahawks

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <>

Kato Kaelin says he now believes OJ did it.  Says Easley, "There, that
ought to silence those critics of his radio show who thought he seemed a
little slow."

A Nashville insurance broker's toll-free number is the same one used in
Spike Lee's new phone-sex movie, "Girl 6."  Says Bill Williams, "He
doesn't really mind all the calls.  How else could he talk to Charlie
Sheen, Hugh Grant and President Clinton all in the same day?"

Alan Rays says that Bob Dole is now working on his choice for V.P.  Word
is he plans to pick someone younger.  His short list has been narrowed to
the white pages.

Seahawks owner Ken Behring, who said fear of earthquakes was his reason
for moving the team to  Anaheim, is going to keep it in Seattle after all.
Says Cutler, "He's relieved he won't have to endure all that Southern
California rain."

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