Re: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore...
Date: Thu, 28 Mar 96 17:31:11 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Re: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore...
[Our copious correspondent El Jefe couldn't help but pass on this stream of
pithy insights on the recent Fun_Article about the uses of urine... -psl]
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Jef Jaisun)
> Five million Germans indulge in urine therapy, many of them taking
> injections, according to Dr Johann Abele. "It has spread over Germany
> like a huge wave," he said.
A big yellow one, no doubt.
> Companies have begun waking up to urine, Thomas says.
Call me when the astronauts do.
> A Dutch firm mixes the urine of nuns with that of pregnant women to
> make a potion for sterile couples, van der Kroon said.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What do they do with the urine from pregnant nuns?
> Some say urine is the medicine of the future for billions of poor
> people without access to health care.
Those "some" would be Blue Cross, Principal Mutual and the rest of the
health insurance lobby, who's motto is, "Piss on 'em!"
© 1996 Peter Langston