Fun_People Archive
30 Mar
Dennis Miller on life...

Date: Sat, 30 Mar 96 02:51:30 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Dennis Miller on life...


 "You've got to promise me ever get to the point in your
  life when you are so puzzled, confused and frightened that you
  feel the only way out is to abuse or molest a kid, well then,
  you have to kill yourself.  You have to lean into the strike
  zone and take one for the team."

			- Dennis Miller

 "Listen, in an age where a child can be left unsupervised in a
  trailer with 'Beavis and Butt-head' on the TV and a book of
  matches within easy reach, a license to procreate starts to
  make some sense.  If you're still unconvinced, let me put it
  to you another way: Kato Kaelin is a father."

			- Dennis Miller

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