Fun_People Archive
18 Apr
Eine Kleine Net Music - The Exon Song

Date: Thu, 18 Apr 96 19:57:30 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Eine Kleine Net Music - The Exon Song

Forwarded-by: Jascha Franklin-Hodge <>

                         THE EXON SONG
                  sung to "The Christmas Song"
              (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

  Sex nuts posting on an open wire
  Sick thoughts dripping from their prose
  Dirty pictures showing young girls for hire
  And men dressed up in women's clothes

  Everybody knows
  That mountains of pornography
  Have been appearing left and right
  Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow
  May find the ones with sheep tonight

  We know that Satan's on the Net
  Along with all the creeps and perverts he could get
  Enticing every child to try his luck
  At finding pictures of people who fundamentally undermine
       the morals of society

  And so I'm offering this simple phrase
  To kids from one to ninety-two;
  Although it's been said many times, many ways
  "Let us censor for you."

Thanks to Jokemaster, Joe, Dick Landman and Blackie

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