Fun_People Archive
28 Apr
Love Making - Regional Styles

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 28 Apr 96 21:04:10 -0700
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Subject: Love Making - Regional Styles

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A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Texan were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman.
"She was in sheer ectasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife five times," the Italian responded,
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could
never love another man."

When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many
times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.  "Only once?!" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what
did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

© 1996 Peter Langston