Fun_People Archive
9 May
Unabomber Haikus

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  9 May 96 13:53:46 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Unabomber Haikus

Forwarded-by: joev@halcyon.com
Forwarded-by: "Chuck Pliske" <chuckp@u.washington.edu>

UNABOMBER HAIKUS   -    APRIL 1996

Do you like my beard?
Please tell me you like my beard
Or I'll blow you up

Machines done ruined
Western Civilization
Think I'll mail some bombs

I have a vision
But I am misunderstood
Do you like my beard?

Option: Suicide
Perhaps I'll send a letter
To myself in jail

Harvard boy--upset.
Didn't get the attention
Of upper class chicks

Ed McMahon of Death
You may already be a
Winner! Open me!

Bad Unabomber!
Blowing people all to hell.
Do you take requests?

Why can't I get this
Stupid computer to print?
Time to buy some stamps.

Manifesto. Oops.
What a giveaway. Next time
No windy essays

Kind of ironic
Hates technology lots but
Has two typewriters

Should I comb my hair
Or should I wear it matted
The judge likes it combed

Remember when you
Laughed at his fake fur parka?
He remembers, too.

"Open your present..."
"No, you open your present..."
Kaczinski Christmas

 I was your math prof.
You made fun of my weird ways.
It was all your fault.

It's circumstantial
All that stuff in my cabin
I found it all--yeah

How irritable
I've become, wiping my butt
With leaves and tree bark.

© 1996 Peter Langston