TTLOTD -- Men in Victoria's Secret
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 10 May 96 17:19:42 -0700
Subject: TTLOTD -- Men in Victoria's Secret
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Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10 Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
#5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me???
#3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze yourself into that!
#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
#1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
© 1996 Peter Langston