Fun_People Archive
13 May
More Unabomber Haikus

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 13 May 96 14:05:55 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: More Unabomber Haikus

From: Daniel Steinberg <>

'Evidence' in shack
Coincidence? I think not!
Better plant some more

Now everyone wants
Unabomber merchandise...
Get 'em while they're hot!

From: Bruce Reid <>

Brother turned me in
Mom was in on it also
Mother's Day card? hmmmmm

Post office violence
New sense of "going postal"
Perhaps a job waits

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <>
Forwarded-by: "Rob Pike" <>
From: David Greenberger

i have a vision
but i am misunderstood
do you like my beard?

The rabbits taunt me
like fed'ral jack-booted thugs.
Kill the rabbits. Kill.

The world was all mine
For seventeen years, that is
I hate my brother.

The postman cometh
"Oh, boy! A package for me!"
Twisted hermit strikes.

Montana:big sky
No speed limit on highway
Lousy bicycle

I love the outside
why do the rabbits hate me?
next time it's their turn

fun, easy going
single, white Unabomber
seeks same for love, laughs

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