The Lawyer's Tail
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 31 May 96 13:17:00 -0700
Subject: The Lawyer's Tail
While taking a walk in the woods, a man comes across a little frog.
The frog asks the man if it's ok if they walk together for a while and
the man tells the frog to suit himself. After a while the man decides to
go home and the frog asks if he might come along and again, the man assents.
After reaching home, the man attempts to say goodbye but the frog boldly
asks if he can come in and stay for dinner. A little miffed but not wanting
to insult the frog, the man says, "fine, come in and have dinner." After
that, the man decides to go to bed and tells the frog it's time for him to
go back to the woods. But the frog doesn't want to go and asks if he can
spend the night. The man is too shocked at this request to say anything
but yes. Now they're both in bed and the frog says, "Hey, aren't you gonna
kiss me good night?" The man, seemingly under the frog's spell, kisses the
frog. And then, all of a sudden, the frog turns into a beautiful, nubile
12 year old girl. And that, your honor, is the heart of our defense.
© 1996 Peter Langston