Fun_People Archive
31 May
Cat & Mouse

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 31 May 96 13:30:10 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Cat & Mouse

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <>
Forwarded-by: Dave Del Torto <>
[Found while surfing <>]

This is my cat. His name is a secret as he's concerned about Internet
security. He is a shorthair variant Somali which is a breed of Abyssinian.
He has ticked fur (has black bands on each hair) like that of a mountain
lion. So when you rub him his coat changes lightness. Honest. He's a
predator. He eats bugs. BIG bugs. I chase him around the house. When I stop
he chases me back. I chew on him and he runs away and sticks to the ceiling.
If I crumple a sheet of paper into a ball and chuck it into the trash can
he throws a fit after looking at me like I'm retarded. These are premium
quality toys, you see. I throw them he retrieves them. I really need a child.

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