Fun_People Archive
5 Jun
Brand Name Condoms

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  5 Jun 96 11:32:35 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Brand Name Condoms

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <>
Forwarded-by: Jason Thorpe <>
Forwarded-by: "Andrew S. Clapp" <>
Forwarded-by: The Sun God...


Nike condoms
	Just do it.
Toyota condoms
	Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi condoms
	You've got the right one baby.
Pringles condoms
	Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos condoms
	The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins condom pack
	Ten million strong and growing.
Secret condoms
	Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh condoms
	It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford condoms
	The best never rest.
Chevy condoms
	Like a rock.
Dial condoms
	Aren't you glad you used it?  Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto condoms
	Cause hey -- you never know.
Avis condoms
	Trying  harder than ever.
EveryReady condoms
	Keep going and going ...
KFC condoms
	Finger-Licking Good.
Coca-Cola condoms
	Always the Real Thing.
Lays condoms
	Betcha can't have just one.

[ Not to mention...

Virginia Slims condoms
	You've cum a long way, baby!
Alka-Selzer condoms
	Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is!
United Airlines condoms
	Fly United
A.T. & T. condoms
	Reach out and touch someone
Intel condoms
	Intel Inside.
Chevy condoms
	Like a rock.

Oh, this is too easy...

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