Double diagnosis - And you are...?
Mime-Version: 1.0 (NeXT Mail 3.3 v118.2)
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 12 Jun 96 15:47:07 -0700
Subject: Double diagnosis - And you are...?
[A slightly modified version... -psl]
An old man went to the doctor to get the results of his last battery of
tests. The doctor sat down with him and said "I have some bad news for you.
We've found an inoperable cancer in your lung, and not only that, but we
think you might be developing Alzheimers disease as well."
The old man sat for a minute in silence and finally said, "Well that's not
so bad, Doc--I was worried I might have cancer!"
© 1996 Peter Langston