and now, ladies and germs... Bob Dole!
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 13 Aug 96 12:14:17 -0700
Subject: and now, ladies and germs... Bob Dole!
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[forwards stalled in committee]
A verbatim account of a segment of a Bob Dole appearance a week or so
ago at a cotton cooperative in Bakersfield, California:
"My wife was here six days last week, and she'll be back
next week, and she does an outstanding job. And when I'm
elected, she will not be in charge of health care. Don't
worry about it. Or in charge of anything else. (Muffled
crowd gasp.) I didn't say that. It did sort of go through
my mind. But she may have a little blood bank in the White
House. But that's all right. We need it. It doesn't cost
you anything. These days, it's not all you give at the
White House - your blood. You have to give your file. I
keep wondering if mine's down there. Or my dog. I got a
dog named Leader. I'm not certain they've got a file on
Leader. He's a schnauzer. I think he's been cleaned.
We've had him checked by the vet but not by the FBI or the
White House. He may be suspect, but in any event, we'll get
into that later. Animal rights or something of that kind.
But this is a very serious election."
© 1996 Peter Langston