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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 96 00:09:34 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Philosophies...

Forwarded-by: Eric Steese <>
Forwarded-by: SBUFAA::ZIRINSO (Sue Zirin)
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 *  If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 *  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
 *  Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 *  For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
 *  He who hesitates is probably right.
 *  Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
 *  No one is listening until you make a mistake.
 *  Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
 *  The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
 *  The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of
    the bread.
 *  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 *  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
 *  To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
 *  TTwo wrongs are only the beginning.
 *  Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their
    level of incompetence.
 *  You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
 *  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
 *  Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
 *  The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
 *  The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
 *  No man is an island, but some are long peninsulas.

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