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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 7 Sep 96 04:08:22 -0700
Subject: Penguin Amusements
A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled
to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest
garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check
out the car. The penguin, being a good-natured bird, didn't complain but
wondered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen
foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got in
the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he
saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream.
The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head
saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."
Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."
© 1996 Peter Langston