The Woman'S Guide To What A Man Is Really Saying
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 8 Sep 96 13:36:00 -0700
Subject: The Woman'S Guide To What A Man Is Really Saying
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Here is the woman's guide to what a man is really saying...
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like your new hairstyle." = I liked it better before.
"Let's talk."= I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I might as well get tax benefits for going through
© 1996 Peter Langston