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9 Sep
One Day in the Morgue

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  9 Sep 96 12:15:43 -0700
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Subject: One Day in the Morgue

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Jim is studying to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little.  Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in
his butt!  Jim thinks that's a little strange, so he pulls the cork out and
singing comes out!

"...On the road again, just can't wait to get back on the road again...".

Jim really freaks out!  He runs and gets the old M.E. and drags the poor
guy back to the table.  "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,

"...On the road again..."

The M.E. is totally blase and unimpressed..."So what?" he says.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?!", Jim asks.

"Are you kidding?" says the M.E. "Any old asshole can sing country music!"

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