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9 Sep
The Feminist Agenda

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  9 Sep 96 12:42:28 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Feminist Agenda

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <>
Forwarded-by: Ginger Ogle <ginger@CS.Berkeley.EDU>
From: Joyce Gross <joyceg@CS.Berkeley.EDU>

As you all know, we have a heck of a time keeping track of the feminist
agenda.  I know I keep losing it.  Evidently I didn't read it very well
because Pat Robertson was quoted as saying it is in the agenda that we
leave our husbands, kill our children, and become lesbians. My husband
will be a little bummed about the lesbian part, but it does make sense
about why I never have seen any children around the house. I don't ever
remember reading that part, but why would Pat Robertson lie?

Anyway, here's our new agenda.

                    FEMINIST AGENDA

   0800 - 0815      Introduction, Opening Remarks
   0815 - 0915      Plot to Overthrow World Leadership
   0915 - 0930      BREAK - Coffee and donuts
   0930 - 1030      Undermine World Religions
   1030 - 1200      General Attacks on the Institution of the
                    American Family
   1200 - 1300      Catered Lunch and Fashion Show
   1300 - 1330      Plot to Remove All Men From The World
   1330 - 1400      BREAK - Cake and Champagne
   1400 - 1500      Leave Husbands (If Applicable)
   1500 - 1530      Kill Children
   1530 - 1700      Become Lesbian
   1730+            Evening Mixer; Open Bar

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