Great Moments in Quotes
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 96 16:42:45 -0700
Subject: Great Moments in Quotes
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"George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize."
"Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time."
"Nixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has
been exposing himself to the people of the United States."
--Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island,
campaigning for McGovern in 1972
"Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18-inch pizza and not a huge
18-inch penis, as described in an advertisement. Blondie's Pizza would like
to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused."
--correction printed in The Daily Californian
"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls
off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible
thing for the Padres!"
--Jerry Coleman, Padres radio announcer
"I want you to take your balls in your hand and bounce them on the floor
and then throw them as high as you can. Now, have you all got your balls in
--announcer of children's radio show "Life With Mother"
to her audience
© 1996 Peter Langston