Woman in a Coma...
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 96 16:50:57 -0700
Subject: Woman in a Coma...
[Okay, I've held this one for a long time, trying to decide if I'm more
attracted by the humor or repelled by the violence. I suppose I was more
repelled by the violence every other time I looked at it... -psl]
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Doug Cox)
A woman has been in a coma for weeks, but her nurse notices that every time
she sponge bathes the woman around her crotch, her vital signs, according
to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright
idea that a little oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the
woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea
about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse
ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the
door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming
that his wife's vital signs have plummeted and she needs a doctor
immediately. The nurse, upset that her idea had not only not worked, but
seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked
the man what had happened. He said "Well, I think she choked."
© 1996 Peter Langston