Fun_People Archive
2 Oct
stupid pet trick

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  2 Oct 96 12:58:55 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: stupid pet trick

[This is a joke that makes my skin crawl for two reasons.  The second one is  
that it turns on a particularly widespread grammar problem, so that probably  
won't bother anyone but us grammar pedants.  That leaves the first reason...  
 -psl]

Forwarded-by: "Cantor,Steven" <stevenc@hevanet.com>

     Q: How do you get a duck to sing soul music?

     A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

© 1996 Peter Langston