stupid pet trick
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 2 Oct 96 12:58:55 -0700
Subject: stupid pet trick
[This is a joke that makes my skin crawl for two reasons. The second one is
that it turns on a particularly widespread grammar problem, so that probably
won't bother anyone but us grammar pedants. That leaves the first reason...
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Q: How do you get a duck to sing soul music?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
© 1996 Peter Langston