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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 96 22:57:27 -0700
Subject: The workout
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom
and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when
I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by
surprise and says. " Oh... well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's
fat and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "That won't work." His mom asks, "Why?" The boy replies,
"Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows
him back up!"
© 1996 Peter Langston