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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 96 11:19:24 -0700
Subject: Married Sex
Forwarded-by: Patrizia <firstname.lastname@example.org>
when you get married, there are three different types of sex;
+ Household sex.
+ Bedroom sex.
+ Hallway sex.
#1. Household sex: this is when you first marry, and you make love
everywhere, kitchen, bathroom, couch, deck, etc.
#2. Bedroom sex: the kids have arrived and, not wanting to be "caught,"
sex remains in the bedroom.
#3. Hallway sex: The kids have grown and gone, you're in those "golden"
years - you pass each other in the hallway and say "screw you!"
© 1996 Peter Langston