The Comedian's Eye View from 10-24-96
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 24 Oct 96 00:40:59 -0700
Subject: The Comedian's Eye View from 10-24-96
Excerpted-from: 10-24-96- ShopTalk
Thursday October 24, 1996
Jokes today provided by comedy writer Alan Ray
The World Series continues. Historically, the Yankees have a starter who
goes 5 innings, a middle reliever who goes 3, and a closer who ends the
game. But enough about their managers.
Fires have ravaged Malibu, California. Residents got some mixed news. The
local Red Cross has set up temporary dining facilities. But after 7pm, you
must have reservations.
The O.J. Simpson civil case has begun. Another trial has got to be painful
for the defendant. After all, he has suffered the loss of valuable tee
Bill Clinton is stumping in Florida. He got to witness his favorite
domestic program in person. Women's beach volleyball.
Bob Dole is stumping in the Midwest. The candidate believes it's morning
in America. Unfortunately, he's toast.
A survey shows many businesses are teaching their employees proper
etiquette. Company execs always ask the same question. When downsizing, is
it appropriate to wear brown or blue?
© 1996 Peter Langston