Relativistic Time Travel in Renton
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 26 Oct 96 19:19:14 -0700
Subject: Relativistic Time Travel in Renton
Three young boys were playing together, bragging about their fathers.
One boy said, "My dad's a hunter; he can shoot an arrow, put the bow
down, run past the arrow as it flies, and catch it before it hits the
target." The second boy said, "That's nothing. My dad's a policeman; he can
shoot a bullet, put the gun down, run past the bullet as it flies, and hold
up a target for the bullet to pass through, getting a bullseye every time."
The third boy said, "That's nothing. My dad's a Boeing engineer. His
quitting time is at 4:00, but he's home by 3:30 every day."
© 1996 Peter Langston