Energizer Bunny Death Notice
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 96 00:59:39 -0800
Subject: Energizer Bunny Death Notice
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Forwarded-by: Jonathon Eros@berkeley.edu
AP - August 22, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny (best
known for "going and going and going...") passed
away yesterday evening at 12:42am. Upon completion
of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical
examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute
cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards
and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
© 1996 Peter Langston