Election Wrap-up - Fake Ross Perot Sayings
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 5 Nov 96 21:05:44 -0800
Subject: Election Wrap-up - Fake Ross Perot Sayings
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<forwards withdrew from election after vague threats>
Don't go puttin' a hat on a hamster!
You're drippin' out of both ends of your taco!
"A monkey is better than a mule any day!"
All of this deficit talk makes me feel like i've been whistling in my
"Now, now that's just an enema wrapped in a mystery, see?"
Now i could twist my head off, see, but i'm not going to do that.
"I'm going to put on a tutu, jump like a crazy old aunt, and dance
around the problem!"
Now I know ya guys ain't gonna believe me, but Ellen Craswell is
stalking my daughter.
© 1996 Peter Langston