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12 Nov
Do Pickles Cause Cavities?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 96 01:10:41 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Do Pickles Cause Cavities?

Forwarded-by: Jef Jaisun <eljefe@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Captain <captain@iquest.net>


One night, as a couple is lying in bed, the husband gently taps his wife on
the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.  The wife turns over and says, "I'm
sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh."  The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep, but a few
minutes later, he taps his wife again.  This time he whispers in her ear,
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

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Bill worked in a pickle factory.  He had been employed there for a number
of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion.  He had an urge to stick his own "pickle" into the
pickle slicer.  His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.  He vowed
to overcome the compulsion on his own.  One day a few weeks later, Bill came
home absolutely ashen.  His wife could see at once that something was
seriously wrong.
  "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
  "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge about the  
pickle slicer?"
  "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
  "Yes, I did."
  "My God, Bill, what happened?"
  "I got fired."
  "No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?"
  "Oh...she got fired, too."

© 1996 Peter Langston