A Classic Blue Joke
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 20 Nov 96 09:21:14 -0800
Subject: A Classic Blue Joke
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Pierre, the French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is
in the air so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!". So
our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and passionately splashes it on Marie's
"What are you doing, Pierre?" Shrieks Marie.
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have red meat
I like to have red wine!"
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up.
So she says: "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts
pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre, what are you doing?"
"My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I have white meat,
I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into his ear: "Pierre, kiss
me lower." Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and
sprinkles it all over. He grabs a match and lights it on fire. Patting the
flames out furiously, Marie screams: "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"
"My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot, and when I go down, I go down
© 1996 Peter Langston