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25 Nov
A Little Boy's Letter to God

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 96 18:13:07 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: A Little Boy's Letter to God

Forwarded-by: (Laurence G. Kahn)
Forwarded-by: (Brabo, Debbie)

                     A LITTLE BOY'S LETTER TO GOD

    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed two weeks but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.  When
the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "God USA," they
decided to send it on to President Clinton.  The President was so impressed,
touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy
a $5.00 bill.  The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to
write a thank-you note to God, which read:

    Dear God,

       Thank you very much for sending the money.  However, I notice
    that you had to send it through Washington D.C.  and, as usual,
    those blood-suckers deducted $95!

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