Mouse balls -- no urban legend, this!
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 4 Dec 96 10:51:40 -0800
Subject: Mouse balls -- no urban legend, this!
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Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.
The first mouse slams down a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for
fun. I'll lie down on one on purpose and as it's closing on me, I'll grab
the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams
The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those
Decon tablets, cut 'em up, and snort 'em just for the fun of it." And with
that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and starts for the door. The
first two mice ask, "Hey! Where the hell are you going?" The third mouse
looks back over his shoulder and replies, "I'm going home to fuck the cat,
© 1996 Peter Langston