The blind leading ...
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 7 Dec 96 00:38:39 -0800
Subject: The blind leading ...
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent one hot summer day, and
the last instruction from the Mother Superior is that they must not get even
a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room,
strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the
project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the
nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come
from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these window blinds?"
© 1996 Peter Langston