Fun_People: E-mail we never quite finished reading
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 96 16:37:36 -0800
Subject: Fun_People: E-mail we never quite finished reading
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THE JOY AND THRILL OF A MAMMOGRAM
This is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually
say the word "breast".
Mammograms require your breast to do gymnastics. If you have extremely
agile breasts, you should do fine. Most breasts, however, pretty much
hang around doing nothing in particular, so they will be woefully
You can prepare for a mammogram right in the comfort of your home by
using these simple exercises!
Exercise 1: (Beginner)
Refrigerate two bookends overnight. Lay one of your breasts (either
will do) between the two bookends and squash the bookends together as
hard as you can. Repeat three times daily.
Exercise 2: (Intermediate)
Locate a pasta maker or old wringer washer.
© 1996 Peter Langston