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Quasi-Canonical List of Oxymorons

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  9 Jan 97 13:12:56 -0800
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Subject: Quasi-Canonical List of Oxymorons

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Forwarded-by: H u m o u r N e t           19 SEP 96

	Quasi-Canonical List of Oxymorons

Act naturally           Found missing           Resident alien
Advanced BASIC          Genuine imitation       Safe sex
Airline food            Good grief              Same difference
Almost exactly          Government organization Sanitary landfill
Alone together          Legally drunk           Silent scream
British fashion         Living dead             Small crowd
Business ethics         Microsoft Works         Soft rock
Butt head               Military intelligence   Software documentation
California culture      New classic             Sweet sorrow
Childproof              "Now, then ..."         Synthetic natural gas
Christian Scientists    Passive aggression      Taped live
Clearly misunderstood   Peace force             Temporary tax increase
Computer jock           Plastic glasses         Terribly pleased
Computer security       Political science       Tight slacks
Definite maybe          Pretty ugly             Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream          Rap music               Working vacation
Exact estimate          Religious tolerance

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