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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 97 12:37:57 -0800
Subject: The Twins
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A man was rushing his pregnant wife to the hospital when his car went out
of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother,
a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry,
everybody is fine and you have twins, a son and a daughter. But the
hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since
both you and your wife were unconscious I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no! What has he done now?" but
said, "I see. What did you name them?"
The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for
The brother replied, "Denephew, of course."
© 1997 Peter Langston