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27 Jan
The Effects of Smoking Dope?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 27 Jan 97 14:08:19 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Effects of Smoking Dope?

Forwarded-by: Astrid Rothaut <>
Forwarded-by: (Stutzer, Mark)

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge. The judge said  "You seem like nice young men  and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to
go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get
them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday the two guys were in court and the judge said to the first one "How
did you do over the weekend?"

"Well your honor I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful.  What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor.  I drew two circles like this:

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and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable " said the judge. "And how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to
small circle) this is your asshole before prison.....

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