Two Gifts for Adam
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 31 Jan 97 12:24:44 -0800
Subject: Two Gifts for Adam
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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news
and some bad news", God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me
the good news first."
Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a
brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and
have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is
called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life
form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have
this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me.
What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God looked upon
Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that I only gave you
enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.
© 1997 Peter Langston