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4 Feb
The Maid and the Jealous Husband

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  4 Feb 97 13:42:35 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Maid and the Jealous Husband

[Okay, so not all marriage stories are entirely simple-minded... -psl]

Forwarded-by: Astrid Rothaut <>

The Maid

    A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone.  The
guy says, "Who is this?"  "This is the maid," answers the woman.  "We don't
have a maid!"  "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Oh.  Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"  "Ummm... she's upstairs in
the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband."
    He'd always suspected, but now he knows.  He says to the maid, "Listen,
would you like to make $50,000?"  "What do I have to do?"  "I want you
to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk
she's with."  "$50,000?  Really?"  "Yes."
    The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a a
couple of gunshots.  The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do
with the bodies?"  "Throw them in the swimming pool!"  "What pool?"  "Uh...
is this 832-4821?"

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