The Maid and the Jealous Husband
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 4 Feb 97 13:42:35 -0800
Subject: The Maid and the Jealous Husband
[Okay, so not all marriage stories are entirely simple-minded... -psl]
Forwarded-by: Astrid Rothaut <Astrid.Rothaut@p1.n1.jkt1.siemens.net>
A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The
guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't
have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm... she's upstairs in
the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband."
He'd always suspected, but now he knows. He says to the maid, "Listen,
would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you
to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk
she's with." "$50,000? Really?" "Yes."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a a
couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do
with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?" "Uh...
is this 832-4821?"
© 1997 Peter Langston