The Comedian's Eye View of 02/19/97
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 18 Feb 97 23:12:02 -0800
Subject: The Comedian's Eye View of 02/19/97
Excerpted-from: 02/19/97 -- ShopTalk
Wednesday February 19, 1997
"Bill Parcells commenting on his new job as head coach for the
New York Jets: 'It's always been my dream to coach a 1 and 16
laughing stock with no draft picks, and a losing attitude, in
front of fans who live in New Jersey and like it."
Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show on
In the News: "A survey found that half the men who have plastic surgery in
this country are lawyers," says Jay Leno. "I understand that. A lot of
times, the ambulances stop short and these guys break their noses."
According to a recent poll, 78% of Americans don't believe that Democrats
and Republicans in Washington will work together. "Sure they will," says
the Cutler Daily Scoop. "They just won't work together for US."
"Financial experts say O.J. Simpson could face bankruptcy, but last night
at his Rockingham home, his lawyer said, 'Don't worry. Everything's fine.
Now get out of my house.'" (Rudolph J. Cecera)
© 1997 Peter Langston