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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 28 Feb 97 21:15:40 -0800
Subject: Imperialist Candy
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(making the rounds at NYU)
Q: Why don't they make white M&M's?
A: Because they'd enslave the brown M&Ms, steal all the red M&Ms' land,
accuse the yellow M&Ms of obstructing trade, and complain that the damn
coffee M&Ms were taking all their jobs.
© 1997 Peter Langston